Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Return to me

Should you ever be tempted to filch thy neighbors whip, you should be advised that stealing expensive bikes will get you a felony should you get caught. Apparently there is a cutoff from when stealing cheap bikes to boosting 1000+ dollar bikes, and once you hit it it goes from misdemeanor to felony like that.
That being said, I got a call from the fuzz putting me wise to the fact that they had found my bike. Bollocks, says I.
Nay, says the fuzz.
Me:Bully good.
Fuzz: Be by in a bit.
Arrive at the the SPPD. Bike is all in one piece. no dents no dings.

What did I learn from this?
If its not U-Locked, its not locked up

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